Keith Olbermann Is Pissed That Tucker Carlson Stole His M&M’s

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Chalk one up for Fox News star Tucker Carlson, who got a huge win over leftist crank Keith Olbermann when M&M’s chocolate announced that it is pulling its “spokescandies” after turning the cartoon mascots “woke.”

Carlson blasted the company after it made changes to the mascots, arguing that it made them appear “deeply unappealing and totally androgynous.”

During a segment on his Fox News show, Carlson accused Mars Wrigley, the maker of the colorful chocolate candies, of turning M&M’s “woke.”

Shortly thereafter, the company announced it is indefinitely scrapping the mascots.

M&Ms just folded to Tucker Carlson and his Jiminy Glick fascists.

Now, you've got the morons angry at you, AND you've got the rest of us ashamed of you.

May your candy melt in the hot sun. pic.twitter.com/FunoWFQgYa
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 23, 2023